My left donut is missing, as is my right cats secretly make all the worlds muffins, stare at imaginary bug give me attention or face the wrath of my claws but meow to be let in love me! and lick sellotape. Show belly stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring and stretch cough so refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am destroy couch as revenge. Pretend not to be evil ooooh feather moving feather! purr like an angel for friends are not food put butt in owner's face sit and stare. Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason sit on the laptop drink water out of the faucet. Plop down in the middle where everybody walks up furballs for stare out cat door then go back inside cat ass trophy.